Hello weary traveler, stop and take a rest
c riddler is good company and my riddles are the best
I'll have you scratching on your head and pounding on the floor
cnd when you've finally solved one then you'll ask to solve some more!

What am I now? I'm whatever I whim!
Think it through! Go out on a limb!
What am I now? What a delight!
Why wouldn't you guess if you think you're right?

For my first riddle I'd be better be bright
I may just be something that gives off a light
I may have a bulb but I won't make a flower
I may be convenient but I still need power

The answer you know, you all must be raging
I'm the irreversible process of aging!

What am I now? I'm whatever I whim!
Think it through! Go out on a limb!
What am I now? What a delight!
Why wouldn't you guess if you think you're right?

Now I'm an object with three hands and no arms
My punctual nature's been my greatest charm
I've a face but no mouth I've no mouth but I tock
If you didn't know better you'd call me a clock!

If you saw through my tricks then you certainly know
I'm a torturous death, painful and slow!

What am I now? I'm whatever I whim!
Think it through! Go out on a limb!
What am I now? What a delight!
Why wouldn't you guess if you think you're right?

For my last trick it's a doozy to finish
I never grow taller I only diminish
The thinner I am, the faster I fall
Soon there won't be any me left at all

By now, wise reader, you must've surmised
I'm humanity's inevitable demise!

Humanity's inevitable demise