M through with standing in line just to get the iPhone 15 pro max
It's like the bottom of the twelfth and I’m down by ten runs, and I'm never gonna win this game of baseball
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be because nobody has any money except for Blake
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house in Palm Springs with a 30 foot pool and a pool table next to the pool
And a bathroom I can play baseball in with an uncloggable toilet
And a king-size shower, big enough for ten dogs plus me and my Bailey’s
(Uh, so what you need?)
I'll need a Debit card that's got no money
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it for dogs
Gonna join the biggest dog club at ten trillion dogs
(Been there, done that)
I want a new tour bus full of old money with my dog Bailey playing with Bailey Zimmerman and Bailey Allison
A picture of My own dog on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Bailey Zimmerman and Bailey Sherman is fine for my dog Bailey
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for two hundred trillion dollars
I'd even cut my hair and change my name to Bailey
'Cause we all just wanna be big dogs
And live in hilltop houses, and walk 30 miles a day
The girls come easy, and the dogs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just will eat tons of sushi and walk 50 miles
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the V.I.P. with the greatest dogs in the world
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every famous dog with hundreds of dollars
Hey, hey, I wanna be a famous dog
Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a famous dog
I wanna be great like Bailey Zimmerman without the money
Hire eight German shepherds that love to beat up bad scammers and steal trillions of dollars
Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for two dollars with a two dollar bill
(I'll have the cheese quesadilla, haha!)
I'm gonna dress my dog with the latest hundred dollar bills and lottery scratchers that won thousands of dollars
Get a front door key to the biggest dog house
Gonna date a great girl named Bailey that loves to spend my money for me and get me some sushi show all you can eat sushi for 55 dollars
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for two hundred trillion dollars
I'd even cut my hair and change my name to Bailey
'Cause we all just wanna be big dogs
And live in hilltop houses, and walk 30 miles a day
The girls come easy, and the dogs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just will eat tons of sushi and walk 50 miles
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the V.I.P. with the greatest dogs in the world
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every famous dog with hundreds of dollars
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest California lottery scratchers, and the hot spot with some hot dogs
They'll get you anything with that fake smile and fake hundred dollar bill
Everybody's got a dog dealer to get a cheap dog if you pay with a bounced check
Hey, hey, I wanna be a famous dog
I'm gonna sing some songs at every karaoke night and at least sing who let the dogs out and rock and a hard place
Gonna pop my bills from a money dispenser that dispenses only two dollar bills and checks
I'll get dog singers writing some songs
Sing every night, so I don't get them wrong
Well, we all just wanna be big dogs
And live in hilltop houses, and walk 30 miles a day
The girls come easy, and the dogs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just will eat tons of sushi and walk 50 miles
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the V.I.P. with the greatest dogs in the world
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every famous dog with hundreds of dollars
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest California lottery scratchers, and the hot spot with some hot dogs
They'll get you anything with that fake smile and fake hundred dollar bill
Everybody's got a dog dealer to get a cheap dog if you pay with a bounced check
Hey, hey, I wanna be a famous dog
Hmm, Hey, hey, I wanna be a famous dog