Won't stay off of my cocktail but you allergic to shellfish
And I want you to try some but shit I'm just being selfish
I like to detonate photo-bombs when I hop in your selfies
And if another nigga bae then he signing a death wish
And that's just me being honest
Now would you give me the honors
Of have me tricking and treating
Depleting all of my commas
And you can tell by my odor
That I'm probably a smoker
And yea I'm probably a drinker
And that I'm slightly a joker
And that I likely play poker if I ever dealt with your heart
And I probably do like everybody do from the start
They like to show you attention and show you off to they henchman
So they can your lower you guard, then they can lower your garb
See I'm not much of an asceticist sobriety bores me
You know I'm trying to bag you up and drink you down like a forty
I see you playing hard to get but executing poorly
I'm kind of saucy like al dente so it's hard to ignore me
Girl what the fuck did you pour me, yea

You see me thumbing through the check because I like to be thorough
And I been wondering do Aquarians go well with a Virgo
You know the motor like equestrians it go like a furlong
I like to whip it like a jockey then I throw it in turbo
Guess what I'm saying is ergo
Kentuckian Derbo
I slab another corner right and then arrive at your borough
I park the horse and carriage right in front your grandmama curbo
I take another puff of ganja then dispose of the herbal
I need a woman to lean on
I need a house to come home to
I need someone who really empathize with all that I go through
I need some titties to lay on
You know whenever my day long
And some culinary skills as legendary as Raekwon
I'm not much of an asceticist sobriety bores me
You know I'm trying to bag you up and drink you down like a forty
I see you playing hard to get but executing it poorly
A saucy nigga like al dente so it's hard to ignore me
Girl what the fuck did you pour me
Yea

Aye, I like to tell you all my secrets cause your easy to talk to
And everybody kind of stare and like to gawk when you walk through
I went with the red snapper so she went with the wagyu
And you have no idea how long I've been trying to bag you
Now the money don't mean nothing when the purchase is worth it
I tip the waitress really well then sign the bottom in cursive
And then assist you with your seat so we can head to the valet
And then I help you with your door and whisk you off to the ballet
Now look I'm trying to court you
So the things I resort to
They like to penetrate the spirit and surrender the corporal
Now I been keeping it cordial just like a gentleman should
But now I'm keeping hood, I'm trying to give you this wood
Now I'm not much of an asceticist sobriety bores me
You know I'm trying to bag you up and drink you down like a forty
I see you playing hard to get but executing it poorly
I'm kind of saucy like al dente so it's hard to ignore me
Girl what the fuck did you pour me
Yea