I'm feelin' all kinds of beat flyin' down the street, takin' a left onto Rumble Road
I send a prayer up for the poor guy parked on the red line gettin' towed
Been workin' doubles all week, did a triple today, and I'm worried about my health
But it's Friday night, time to kick out the lights, I got the weekend to myself
I'm goin' five, ten, fifteen, twenty miles over the limit
Yeah, I gotta get home soon, cause my bed's missin' me in it
And my fridge is callin' my name with that leftover chow mein
I'm goin' five, ten, fifteen, twenty miles over the limit
Yeah, I drained the last bit of my coffee cup about thirteen miles back
And I'm stuck between fightin' to keep my eyes open and fendin' off a heart attack
But if there's one thing higher than my BP, it's my spirit, watch 'em soar
Already got my phone off and I can't wait to slide the deadbolt across my door
I'm goin' five, ten, fifteen, twenty miles over the limit
Yeah, I gotta get home soon, cause my bed's missin' me in it
And my fridge is callin' my name with that leftover chow mein
I'm goin' five, ten, fifteen, twenty miles over the limit
Yeah, I'm goin' five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, thirty miles over the limit
Ooh, I see those flashin' lights behind me and I'm deep in it
No, officer, please don't be mad. You don't know the day I've had
That's why I went five, six, maybe seven miles over the limit
Yeah, I only went five, six, maybe seven miles over the limit