I didn't come to party
I just came to get my money right
Yuh ay yo ay yeah
I don't wanna party
I'm just comin' off a bender
Wrist frozen lookin' like the 12th month
That shit December
I just had a foursome
And all three girls were Heather
Gave 'em bronze silver gold so they knew which one of em did it better
Ay I'm in the corner and I'm unbothered
Look around the club and I can tell you all had bad fathers
Her nose runny but she wearin' joggers
I just asked this bitch her name and she said Nut Gobbler
Huh what the fuck
I'm up at casinos where the land sovereign
Said she won't do porn but she's had real offers
Feel like John Mulaney need a bad doctor
If I'm not showin' on your radar it's a broken Doppler
And every time the leaves change I eat some apple cobbler
Me and the homies gettin' fat we eatin' buttered lobster
The coach told me when I'm ready that I'm on the roster
Because I tried out for the team and made a sixty yarder
And I can make it farther
I'm not crazy yet I'm just a little off my rocker
I just opened up my DM's got 'em slidin' like a sea otter
I bought a chariot and now these horses all need water
But I'm done with dating yes cause y'all sneakier than Pearl Harbor
I don't know
This whole world is fucked up
We're all fuckin' fucked unless we really get our bucks up
But either way it won't matter when aliens abduct us
Like a BJ on an airplane
I hope that I get sucked up
I hope that I get sucked up
Yeah
I hope that I get sucked up