Skinny was born in a bathtub
And he grew so incredibly thin
Even the end of an eye dropper
Sucked him in

Skinny never knew any questions
Skinny never looked at lights
Skinny sold something
Every single night

Skinny sold a soldier toy to me
Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup
And a knife

Skinny found a hello dolly
Record in the hall
He sold it to a truck driver
In the fall

(Hello Dolly)

Here I come, Constantinople
Here I come, Constantinople
I am coming, Constantinople
Here I come

Here I come, Constantinople
Here I come, Constantinople
I am coming, Constantinople
Here I come

All the leaves are off of the oak and
All the sheep have followed the spoken
Word I'm coming, Constantinople
Here I come

As I stand out in the open
All my friends are with you I hope and
Pray I'm coming, constantinople
Here I come

Here I come, Constantinople
Here I come, Constantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come

Here I come, Constantinople
Here I come, Constantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come

Well, here I come, Constantinople
I'm coming, Constantinople
I'm coming with my head held high

Here I come, Constantinople
I'm coming
I can't wait to see you
I'm coming with my head held high
I'm not coming on my knees
I'm coming, Constantinople

Here I come, Constantinople
Here I come, Constantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come