I'm a fat cat.
Whenever I run,
pant, pant.
I am a fat cat in this house.

Off on the other side,
I can't get it off my mind.
I'll catch that tiny bug
straight from behind.

First, you need to freeze.
Focus, don't even sneeze.
You think I'm not watching you.
You don't have a clue.

Tiptoe, ready or not.
I only have a single shot.
I have an iffy feeling about

Ready,
get set,
go!

I'm a fat cat.
I'm a fat cat.
I'm a fat cat.
I'm a fat cat in this house.
I knew it wasn't worth it.

I'm a fat cat.
I thought I had it.
Why, oh why?
I'm a fat cat.
Why did I even ever try?
I'm a fat cat.
Here I am,
left with a sigh.
I'm a fat cat in this house.

You're a fat cat.
I can't even begin to say
just how adorable you are today.

Your paws are just like jelly.
Your tail becomes all fluffy.
Your bum is super chubby.
You're such a cute cat,
you know?


Look at you,
don't ever change.
I love you just the way
you are now.

Ready,
get set,
go!

I'm a fat cat.
You're my fat cat.
I'm a fat cat.
You're my fat cat.
I'm a fat cat.
You're my fat cat.
You're a fat cat in this house.
My cutest little kitty.

I'm a fat cat.
What did I do to get you?
I'm a fat cat.
You're always there
when I'm blue.
I'm a fat cat.
All I ever need is you,
it's true.
I'm a fat cat in this house.

I'm a fat cat.
I'm a fat cat.
I'm a fat cat.
I'm a fat cat in this house.