VERSE 1:
Don't Call Me Santa - Call Me Dave
Oh I used to be called Santa Jaws,
But now those days are done.
My workshop's gears got all jammed up From all those Burpin Bubz.
VERSE 2:
If I can't give that special toy
To all on Fishmas day,
Then I'm out, I'm done, I quit because I've lost my Fishmas way.
So don't call me Santa...
CHORUS:
Call me Dave.
Call me Dave.
Call me Dave.
Cause Fishmas can't be saved.