Sneaky Cat, Sneaky Cat
Crafting chaos, just like that
Crafty claws and plotting paws
Evil Kitty breaking laws

Litter tracks from room to room
Kitty chaos, smell of doom
Sneaky Cat, Sneaky Cat
Crafting chaos, just like that
Crafty claws and plotting paws
Evil Kitty breaking laws

Litter tracks from room to room
Kitty chaos, smell of doom
Sneaky Cat, Sneaky Cat
Crafting chaos, just like that
Crafty claws and plotting paws
Evil Kitty breaking laws

Yo, yo, yo, it's the Mischief Meow
Top of the naughty list, I'll tell you how
Plotting pranks with paws, I'm the Ace of Bad
Soft fur and big purr, you can't be that

Stealth mode on, I'm the Ambush King
From the darkest corners I will spring
Snacks gone missing? Who, me? Yes
Silent whiskers, no confess

Torn up socks at the crime scene
Kitty litter bombs, I like it mean
I growl and hiss at your guests
Territory defended, I'm the best

Litter tracks from room to room
Kitty chaos, smell of doom
Sneaky Cat, Sneaky Cat,
Crafting chaos, just like that
Crafty claws and plotting paws
Evil Kitty breaking laws

Litter tracks from room to room
Kitty chaos, smell of doom
Sneaky Cat, Sneaky Cat
Crafting chaos, just like that
Crafty claws and plotting paws
Evil Kitty breaking laws

Yo, it's Sneaky Cat, back with a beat
Got fresh trash talk for the birds I defeat
Danger Bird, once a hero, now a lame joke
At Chick-Fil-A, serving chicken to folk

From the skies he dropped, swapped capes for a tray
"Welcome to Chick-Fil-A, may I take your order today?"
From flying high to, "Want fries with that?"
Danger Bird can't handle this Sneaky Cat

And look, there's Thunder Pigeon, strutting around
Thinks he's thunder? Looks more like a clown
Pigeon in spandex, too tight, what a sight
Couldn't scare a rat, couldn't win a fight

So mark my words, and mark them well
This feline's tales are the ones they'll tell
In every alley, every rooftop under the moon
I'm the Sneaky Cat king, the Master of Doom
Sneaky Cat, the Master of Doom
Sneaky Cat, the Master of Doom

Litter tracks from room to room
Kitty chaos, smell of doom
Sneaky Cat, Sneaky Cat
Crafting chaos, just like that
Crafty claws and plotting paws
Evil Kitty breaking laws

Whispered legends, a ghost in the mist
Silent paws until you hear that hiss
Of Sneaky Cat
Crafting chaos
Just like that