Platypus, platypus, you're so cool
You're duck-billed and you're swimming pool
Platypuses platipli, whatever your called I like it
I want a hundred at my school

Platypus, platypus, you're so cool
You're duck-billed and you're swimming pool
Platypuses platipli, whatever your called I like it
I want a hundred at my school

You lay eggs but you're not a bird
You're the best animal I've ever heard

Platypus, platypus, you're so cool
You're duck-billed and you're swimming pool
Platypuses platipli, whatever your called I like it
I want a hundred at my school

Platypus, platypus, you're so cool
You're duck-billed and you're swimming pool
Platypuses platipli, whatever your called I like it
I want a hundred at my school

Platypus, platypus, you're so cool
You're duck-billed and you're swimming pool
Platypuses platipli, whatever your called I like it
I want a hundred at my school

Oh platypus, I dream of you
In my backyard, with room for a hundred or two
I can't believe you make this sound