Normally at the holidays
I get seated at the kids'
Table with all the babies
Babies? I'm thirteen
And I'm at least thirteen but this year
The adults asked me to sit at their table
So let's put a napkin on these
Knees and get all grown-up

At the adult table
They're servin' duck confit
You know it's fancy 'cause those words
Don't make no sense to me
And we got aunt Nillie, man
Her stories are crazy
She talkin' 'bout her new vacuum?

Kids' table, we got candy
Like a giant gingerbread school
And we got Santa swingin' nunchucks
But, sure, your table is cool

Kids' table, kids' table, the place to be
Kids' table, kids' table, don't you agree?
Kids' table, kids' table, the place to be
Kids' table, kids' table, giant TV

Okay, that was kinda better
But it's not a competition
Our table's so high and our
Forks are real forky
Also, there's games and there's even, um
And ah, this is terrible

Kids' table, got hydraulics
It was worth the enormous price
Then we wished on a star
And a snowman came to life

Kids' table, kids' table, the place to be
Kids' table, kids' table, don't you agree?
Kids' table, kids' table, the place to be
Kids' table, kids' table, her name is Brie

Back at the kids' table, where I belong
I'll have to say sorry right after this song
I'm feelin' so good, man
I did the right thing
And the biggest surprise is
This snowman can sing

Wow