Well you think you're filled with confidence
Well I'd have to disagree
You'll always remember this
Once you've met the likes of me
I prey on the souls of those
Who deserve to be loved
Then I leave them like filthy moes
Well I just can't get enough
Respect needs to be earned
But now the boss is annoyed
I guess that you never learned
You are hereby unemployed
My name is phallus and I am a womanizer
Those who think I'm a douche
Well you've never been the wiser
But no matter what you say
I'll never change my ways
Even when you think I'm done
I never cease to amaze
(Even myself)
Respect needs to be earned
But now the boss is pissed
I guess that you never learned
You are now officially dissed
Well you think you're filled with confidence
Well I'd have to disagree
You'll always remember this
Once you've met the likes of me
I prey on the souls of those
Who deserve to be loved
Then I leave them like filthy hoes
Well I just can't get enough
Respect needs to be earned
But now the boss is annoyed
I guess that you never learned
You are hereby unemployed