I play pool 'cause I'm no fool
I play pool 'cause I'm cool
I play pool after school
I play pool all the time

Cue in my left hand, beer in right
I shout and drink all through the night
That sloppy English does me just right
I use that sloppy English all the time

I hold my stick like I hold my dick
Hustling beers from wetto that's the trick
I use that sloppy English all the time