Hey there little darling, where'd the old man go?
Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long?
We can lie out in the field til the morning light
Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight
Start the loving in the truck and wind up in the ditch
And then the old man come a-runnin' with a hickory switch.

Oh, no, gotta learn this some day.
Why, I, have gotta learn the hard way.
Buddy showed me just how fast a car can go.
I'll race you for your pink slip right before this show.
Throw your girlfriend in the bet to make things good.
Cause she's been staring at me like no girlfriend should.

Bastards sitting right there on the starting line
Stuck the sugar in your gas tank by myself last night
Oh, no, gotta learn this some day.
Why, I, have gotta learn the hard way.

Hey there little darling, where'd the old man go?
Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long?
We can lie out in the field til the morning light
Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight
Start the loving in the truck and wind up in the ditch
And then the old man come a-runnin' with a hickory switch

Oh, no, gotta learn this some day.
Why, I, gotta learn the hard way.
Oh, no, gotta learn this some day.
Why, I, gotta learn the hard way.