He said I'm a slut and should be thankful for a slap
He said my body's gross, even worse my face is clapped!
My mug may be ugly but yours is obscene
(And we both know you wanted me to use it for a seat)
He said "everyone in Telford has seen your tits"
But every girl who's met you wants to hit you with a brick
And every girl in England knows you've got a limp dick
Cos you wank every day and night and now you're porn sick!
Porn sick, limp dick
Porn sick, limp dick, pathetic boy
Pathetic little boy
You might not drive a van but I know that you're a man
Who treats the local high school like Tinder
The only ones that let you are the young ones and I betcha
Soon they'll see through your games like a window
He said "everyone in Telford has seen your tits"
But every girl who's met you wants to hit you with a brick
And every girl in England knows you've got a limp dick
Cos you wank every day and night and now you're porn sick!
Porn sick, limp dick
Porn sick, limp dick, pathetic boy
Pathetic little boy
He said "everyone in Telford has seen your tits"
But every girl who's met you wants to hit you with a brick
And every girl in England knows you've got a limp dick
Cos you wank every day and night and now you're porn sick