Walkin in the club and he's feeling alright
He's got his leather on, fresh hair dye
She's his biggest fan, at least tonight
How many times has he heard that line?
He likes em young and he likes em lean
He's picked out tonight's teenage dream
He likes coke, young girls and prepubescent teens
Cos he's your average rockstar in the 80s
And he'll go in the wash and he'll come out clean
Cos have you ever seen a bulge this big in tight jeans?
Girls girls girls
Smack smack smack
Cock rock king
Heart attack
Girls girls girls
Smack smack smack
Cock rock king
Heart attack
He says, "come backstage, and I'll get you a drink
I got a velvet chaise long and a rider of speed
A little bit of smoke, you'll be peachy keen
I got a limo out there with leather backseats
Yeah I got a wife, but she's a cow
And everything that happens on tour don't count
(Sometimes she whines about how much I'm out
But once she feels my fist she's quiet as a mouse)
And I'll go in the wash and I'll come out clean
Cos have you ever seen a boner this big in tight jeans?"
Girls girls girls
Smack smack smack
Cock rock king
Heart attack
Girls girls girls
Smack smack smack
You're the cock rock king
Heart attack
*obnoxious guitar solo*
"And I'll go in the wash and I'll come out clean
Cos it's just the way it used to be"
Girls girls girls
Smack smack smack
Cock rock king
Heart attack
Girls girls girls
We're never going back!
Past your expiry date
Go have a heart attack