Oh no, she’s here,
She’s gonna try to kiss me,
But I don’t know
How to say ‘girl don’t kiss me’.
I think I like
The other girl in this room,
But I’m too shy,
Too stupid to let her know.

Confusion is the story of my life,
That’s why the wrong girl is on my bed tonight.

I thought I liked
The other girl in the room,
I guess I’m wrong,
I’ll leave the party too soon.
What do I want? Na-na-na na-na-na-na.
New girl, come here,
Maybe you’ll help me find out.

Confusion is the story of my life,
That’s why the right girl is on my bed tonight.

Kiss me to forget that my life’s a mess.
Kiss me to forget that my life’s a mess.

Confusion is the story of my life,
That’s why the wrong is on my bed tonight.

Confusion is the story of my life,
That’s why the right wrong is on my bed tonight.

Confusion is the story of my life,
That’s why, that’s why, that’s why I don’t know why.