In the morning I awake

I feel my bladder about to break

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes

Just feeling lousy



My girlfriend tells me that

It's time to take a bath

I say, "no, not today, it's only Tuesday"



Once every 24 hours

I'm supposed to take a shower

That's not the way I do it

Do it do it



Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind

I don't want to do it

Do it do it



It doesn't make a difference to me

Everyday I do the same old thing

So why should I have to be clean?



Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays

Also known as shower days

I hate them