Talkin' 'bout the Moron Bros
Tattooed fingers, tattooed toes

They're idiots, they're losers, they're scum
Yeah, they'll take advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Yeah, they'll do anything just to spread disease

Drink your beer, take your drugs
They will leave you with microscopic bugs
Their company you surely won't miss
When your ashtrays are filled with piss

Talkin' 'bout the Moron Bros
Tattooed fingers, tattooed toes

They'll whine, they'll bitch
They'll fuck you if you're rich
They'll leach, they'll latch
They're like an itch, you can't scratch

They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

Yeah, they may not go down in history
But they'll go down on your sister