I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
Cause I know in my future days
I'll have my lion share

There's nothing I like better
Than getting something for nothing
Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free

Obviously they don't know me

You can have your cake and eat it too
And there's plenty of free lunch for you
If you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue
You don't know where you are, or what to do

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life, the life of riley