You'll probably get carjacked in South Africa
And the women get attacked
More in South Africa
The miners get their arms
Hacked in South Africa
But at least you got the most cases of AIDS

The mountains are flatter in South Africa
You eat worms of a platter in South Africa
Law and order doesn't matter in Johannesburg
But your crime rate is the best in the world

You don't need to wear a
Sweater in South Africa
And the diamonds are blood
Redder in South Africa
Fucking virgins makes you better
If you've got HIV
This is the greatest country in the world
You don't need to wear a
Sweater in South Africa
And the diamonds are blood
Redder in South Africa
Fucking virgins makes you better
If you've got HIV
South Africa is the greatest
Country in the world