I took a shot of whiskey
Then it kinda hit me
He's gonna be in trouble tonight
I grabbed my daddy's shotgun
Down from the wall
Boy is he in trouble tonight

He has no good reason
For his up and leavin'
Fuck, is he in trouble tonight
He's runnin' to the border
But I'm the law and order
I'll chase him for the rest of his life
I want a man who's loyal
Oh he's slick as oil
I'm gonna be the end of his life
Cause I'm the crazy ex-wife
Yeah, I'm the crazy ex-wife

I know I said I love him
Put nothin' above him
And have the time of our life
Then he went and cheated
Now my heart's depleted

And he was a waste of my time
He knows he shoulda loved me
He couldn't even dump me
Now he'll see what crazy looks like

He has no good reason
For his up and leavin'
Fuck is he in trouble tonight
He's runnin' to the border
But I'm the law and order
I'll chase him for the rest of his life
I want a man who's loyal
Oh he's slick as oil
I'm gonna be the end of his life
Cause I'm the crazy ex-wife
Yeah, I'm the crazy ex-wife

He has no good reason
For his up and leavin'
Fuck is he in trouble tonight
He's runnin' to the border
But I'm the law and order
I'll chase him for the rest of his life

I want a man who's loyal
Oh he's slick as oil
I'm gonna be the end of his life
Cause I'm the crazy ex-wife
Yeah, I'm the crazy ex-wife