Yeah, like, romance, romance
She wants to dance, I'm like, what in these pants
Took a glance at her man, like, I ain't going back to Cannes
So with the feds come, I ran, back to Gran's

Cause you know I got bigger plans
Straight out the pram, do the can-can
Go with our gang, leave the storyline
Now let's get back to it

Yeah, she was like, wanting a party
Changing her colour, hair like Smythe
Me and Carpi, I never do this half-hearted
Like the departed, nearly got carted

I'm like, rotted, he just started
Back to Monaco, where animals never ever grow
I'm no cannibal, I'm no Hannibal Lecter
Chief Inspector, from this sector

I'm not an inflector, heard you was an injector
Vauxhall Vectra, I met ya
Come back, I decked ya, she'll peck ya
Down, like the 0161 town

When we just get down, hearing the sound
I've repped this whole town
And the 01506, and the 0161, 0161
Old man in a McRuboy, 0161, 0161

Old man in a McRuboy, 0161, 0161
Old man in a McRuboy, 0161, 0161
0161, 0161
Romance, she wants to dance

I'm like, in these pants
I took a glance at her, man
I'm like, I'm going back to the can
So in the feds come, I ran

Back to grand, cause you know I've got bigger plans
Straight out the pram, do the can-can
Do it for a gang, leaving the storyline now
Back to it, she was wanting a party

Changed her colour hair like Smarties
Me and Cathy, I never do this half-hearted
Like the departed, never got carted
When I was like, rotted, he just started

Back to Monaco, where just animals
Even some cannibals, I'm not Hannibal Lecter
Chief Inspector, from that sector
I'm not an inflector, here due to an injector

Vauxhall Vectra, where I met you
Come back and decked you, she'll peck you
Down, 0161 town
Better get down, hearing the sound

I've ripped this home town
And the 01506, and the 0161
And the 0161, 0161
Old man in a McRuboy, 0161, 0161

0161, old man in a McRuboy, 0161, 0161
Old man in a McRuboy, 0161, 0161
0161, 0161, 0161
Romancer

Dancer
Down in these pants, yeah
Took a glancer, I heard a man
I'm not going back to the can, when the first one I ran

Back to Grimes, you know I got bigger plans
Shout out the pram, do the can-can
Do it for a gang, leaving the storyline now
I'm back to it, yeah, she wanted a party

She need to cut hair like Smarties, me and Carpi
Never do this half-hearted, I did it parted
Never carted, I've never acted
He just started, back to Monaco

Animals, I'm not cannibal
No collector, no inspector
Chief inspector, from the sector
I inflect her, you the injector

Hustle vectra, where I met you
Come back and decked you, she'll peck you
0161 town
Better get down, hearing the sound

Someone from the 0161 town
0161 town, from my hometown
01506, 0161, put in my town
I'm putting my bits

Dig a drill, see gang