I called up Bernadette, she had a 10 am
Thank God she had the time to squeeze me in
My blonde was getting brassy
My roots were coming in
I let her do the talkin'
Let her spill the tea
I pay for the color but the drama's free
It's usually nothin' special
Nothin' concerning me

Well, Casey's having a baby
The high school football team won state
And my best friend's mama's
Husband is sleeping around
Everybody's up to something
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring
And you found the one now I'm heartbroken
Heartbroken in a hair salon

I'm lookin' out the window
Hoping they don't see
The tear in my eye, I can hardly breathe
In the last place I thought
You'd ever get to me
Pretend I'm listenin' as she goes on and on
Don't care who's selling weed
To the preacher's son
I'm stuck on how you moved on
Guess it's a damn good day to go blonde

Well, Casey's having a baby
The high school football team won state
And my best friend's mama's
Husband is sleeping around
Everybody's up to something
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring
And you found the one now I'm heartbroken
Heartbroken in a hair salon

'Cause Casey's having a baby
The high school football team won state
And my best friend's mama's
Husband is sleeping around
Everybody's up to something
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring
And you found the one now I'm heartbroken
Heartbroken in a hair salon

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinking
You'd come back around
I guess first loves don't always work out

Well, Casey's having a baby
The high school football team won state
And my best friend's mama's
Husband is sleeping around
Everybody's up to something
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring
And you found the one now I'm heartbroken
Heartbroken in a hair salon

But at least Casey's having a baby
The high school football team won state
And it's always happy hour
At the bar downtown
I might just drink 'til I feel nothin'
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring
And you found the one never thought I'd be
Heartbroken in a hair salon
Heartbroken in a hair salon

Til It All Goes South megan Moroney
I Love Me megan Moroney
Wonder megan Moroney

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