You're not dead to me; you're fucking undead to me - you're a fucking zombie
Brains
I nearly became a fucking ghoul like you, but thank Christ I escaped
Whew

Zombies of the heartland
Zombies, but they're from the heartland

Somehow you are not only a zombie but also a Dracula
Bite
Sucking people's plasma as well as dining on brains out in the cold
Brr

Zombies of the heartland
Zombies, but they're from the heartland
Zombies of the Great Lakes region
Zombies of Wisconsin, in particular

Zombies, Zombies
Zombies, Zombies
Zombies
Zombies