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His name's John
He's in the basement with a felony
Don't really know why but who the fuck cares
This guy's got a felony

Probably back in the day he got mixed up in some shit
But fortunately for him now he's got good housing
His neighbors are loud as fuck though
Poor guy can't catch a break

He never complains about the noise

He has a felony
Probably a pretty cool guy, not gonna lie
Kinda scary he has a felony though
Wonder if he ever gets pissed with how fucking loud we are

Motherfucker won't even file a noise complaint
Maybe it's 'cause of some felony
Maybe drugs, maybe assault
Who fucking knows

He never complains about the noise
Despite how loud we are, is it a choice

John
He lives downstairs and he's on a carnivore diet
Why does he drive a weird, Jetta car
It's always breaking down

I can't believe this
It smells like meat in my downstairs basement
I can't handle this, it's too much for me
Oh my God, John's a felon

He never complains about the noise
Despite how loud we are, is it a choice

There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
He seems like a really nice guy

There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs

He never complains about the noise
Despite how loud we are, is it a choice

There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs

His name's John he's got a felony
That's so dumb