Voodoo woman
Or so you say
Self-proclaimed
Tarot card fiasco

Voodoo woman
Tourist vulture
High-class beggar
Palm reading bonanza

Four leaf clovers
Gris-gris and sage
Spare you a blessing
For your lucky pennies

Voodoo woman
Dressed for the part
Shangles and dangles
And tricks up her sleeves

No divine intervention
No channeled spirits
No cleaner aura
No aligned Chakras
You're a fake
You're a fraud
You're a scam
You're a rat
A wannabe
An impostor
And I just got screwed