How glad the many millions
Of Toms, and Dicks, and Williams
Would be to capture me
But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance
I fell and it was swell

You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you, I will never, never know
It's not that you're attractive
But, oh, my heart grew active
When you came into view

I've got a crush on you, sweetie-pie
All the day and nighttime, hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
That I could fall with so much emotion

Could you coo!
Could you care?
For a cunning cottage
We could share
The world will pardon my mush
'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you

Could you coo!
Could you care?
For a cunning cottage
We could share
The world will pardon my mush
'Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you