I'm low around the way, change the posse global
Fuck friends and fam we call it T-Mobile
Except for this plan, I'm leavin' after one gig
Size don't matter, because they want it big
Runnin' in they ribs and the Hennessey help
Strip club, Backpage, and anything else
It get thirsty after 11:30
Half of these people dirty
A path to arrivederci, my happen is meeting Gurley
Then the misery starts
They won't give me an effort, but they give me they heart
Saw most of it sex, Castro in our jet
Don't remember her name like I'm supposed to forget
She an emotional wreck, self esteem real low
I move quick, set the mood real slow
And I don't bring 'em flowers no more
For having them on they knees on the powder room floor

(You're a dirty old man)
Ha ha, that's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a dirty old man)
That's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a)

Chillin' out in Switzerland with PYT's
If she 8 or above, then she VIP
21 and over, we don't do the tiger shit
I'm all about a cougar, always know what time it is
We can POF I don't Snapchat
Only use it for head, mami is a snapback
It's a new era, y'all do the same thing
From back when, shorty's used to wear the name rings
On the necklace, now she on my check list
Runnin' out of rubbers and fuck it, I'm gettin' reckless
Listen to every record so she already know
Get paid for after parties, so she part of the show
30's like me teens, 40's is my twenties
But I never let an orgy interfere with my money
Horny and I'm funny so we laugh in the foreign
Laugh to myself 'cause it's actually workin'

(You're a dirty old man)
Ha ha, that's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a dirty old man)
That's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a)

The dip dip, dirty derelict
Disease dick swingin'
Biggie big, rip the twat, rip the clit, king singin'
Hit the pretty pink skin 'til the stink thing stingin'
Quick to hit the thick chick, women hit
If she got a hairy pussy then I'mma treat her nice
Had more bullshit my life then Condoleeza Rice
Act up, my bitch got a bag like a Mack truck
How that fat fuck shack up and mack that slut
Like "oh my God Becky, look at that butt"
Talk jive, sleep in, eat, man tan shove
Rugged Man, America's number one bachelor
Or bust nuts, cumshots in 3D comin' at ya
Avoid sardine cans, only eat a bitch if the seafood sweet candy, like Swedish Fish
Hooker in the backseat, gobble ass, eat booty
Stink trash, heap, make the horse sweat ass beef
Make the bitch freak out, la freak by the band cheeks
Shove cock down her throat 'til the chick can't speak
S&M on the floor, torture me, sex orally
Rotten, despicable, filthy, deprived morally

(You're a dirty old man)
Ha ha, that's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a dirty old man)
That's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a)