Out in the middle of BFE
Somewhere south of rural route three
Is the sight of something legendary
It's Wild Juanita's roadside stand

In a lean-two shack by an old garage
With a fruit stand out front for camouflage
And you might think it's just a mirage
But I'll tell you first hand that it isn't

There are buckets of plums
And shelves full of jelly
And canned fruit salsa to put in your belly
But the best kept secret is not the produce
It's wild Juanita's cactus juice

Wild Juanita's cactus juice
Got y'all feelin' all loosey goose
It could make enemies call a truce
It'll make you feel good but you don't have to fear it
It enlivens your body, mind and spirit
Wild Juanita's cactus juice
It just might save the world

In the back she's cookin' up a brand new batch
Homegrown organic from the paddle patch
With a little bit of this and a lot a bit of that
She's never written down the recipe

Juanita's no shaman with the rattle stick
No floral waters to sprankle you with
Juanita's just an old recluse
But by golly she'll sell you her cactus juice

Wild Juanita's Cactus juice
Got y'all feelin' all loosey goose
It could make enemies call a truce
It'll make you feel good but you don't have to fear it
It enlivens your body, mind and spirit
Wild Juanita's cactus juice
It just might save the world

You can chug from a jug
Or sip it from a straw
It'll make you see things that you never saw
It might even make you like your mother in law
It just might save the world

Wild Juanita's Cactus juice
Got y'all feelin' all loosey goose
It could make enemies call a truce
It'll make you feel good but you don't have to fear it
It enlivens your body, mind and spirit
Wild Juanita's cactus juice
It just might save the world

Well Wild Juanita's cactus juice
It just might save the world"