Kissed you goodbye for the last time
And I can't wait to see them
I'll send you the photographs
So you can imagine it all

Now I'm pushing my way home
I had hoped it would be all over town
And now I'm tearing off all my clothes
So you can have a good look

While you watch me through your window
But he's the best thing to happen to me
And I'm the best thing for him
He's the best thing to happen to me

And I'm the best thing for him
Now I'm smashing all the beer bottles
Cause I can't stand the snow no more
And you must be some kind of joke

But I just can't drink no more
Cause he's the best to happen to me
And I'm the best thing for him
He's the best thing to happen to me

And I'm the best thing for him
He's the best thing to happen to me
And I'm the best thing for him
He's the best thing to happen to me