We've been together a long time
Oh I know. Ten years of marriage, two kids
So I just thought it might be nice to shake things up a little bit. Maybe?

We should have an affair
We don't know what out there
Maybe someone to share
We should have an affair

Nothing good on TV
I know you're bored with me
I promise not to compare
We should have an affair

We know each restaurant in town
Closed every nightclub down
It's time for something new you and me
We've got a lot of road ahead
And brand new king size bed
Why two and not three?

We should have an affair
Throw our pants in the air
Tie someone to a chair?
Sure! We should have an affair

Wow! This place is amazing!
Oh my gosh! Julian, where are we?
Rachel, I think we're in Paris
Paris! I've always wanted to go to Paris.
This is bread is so good!
Oh it's so fresh! What do they call this? Pain au chocolat?
Hey, is that accordion player who I think it is?
Weird Al?
It's totally him!
Oh, it's totally him
Hey, he's looking at us
Huh
Hey, how you doing?

I'll wear leather and lace
Put a mask on my face
I kind of like the au pair
Yes, I love her!
We should have an affair

Let's do it once, we'll take it slow
No one will ever know
We'll keep it between us
And the girl we choose
Yes, or maybe it could be a guy
We won't know till we try
What's left to lose

We should have an affair
Why are we being so square
Yeah, we've been married for years
Let's check in with our peers
We should have a affair

Be a bit rock and roll
Throw our keys in a bowl
Take out a personal ad
Who says are orgies bad?
I wanna to sleep with a cop
Once we start we won't stop
It's all waiting out there
We should have an affair"