If you left me I'd be sad
I'd also be a little mad
I probably drink a lot more beer
Eat McDonald's for a year

If you left me I'd be cold
Tell myself I'm not too old
Do some push ups every day
“Looking good,” my friends would say

Maybe I'd meet somebody
cnybody
Stay with them for a night or two
I'm sure you'd meet somebody
cnybody
Would love you like I do

If you left me I'd be poor
The kids won't know me anymore
Not sure how I'd pay the rent
Half my life's already spent

If you left me I'd be free
Become somebody who's not me
Someone you wouldn't even know
Maybe then you wouldn't go

Maybe I'll think of something
Change the one thing
That's all that I have to do
Then we'd be left something
Instead of nothing
I'd like that, wouldn't you

If you left me I'd be dead
Maybe I should leave instead
Maybe it's just another fight
Why don't we kiss and say and goodnight