My single friends
They go out to all the bars
Stay up late
cnd write songs and their guitars
Eat like shit in their clothes that still fit
I'm just a little bit
Jealous I admit
My single friends
They're allowed to make to mistakes
Fall in love and then slam on right breaks
Go have sex with a lunatic ex
While I'm writing checks
I don't get to have sex
My single friends
Live each night like it's their last
No regrets, never think about the past
They just drink, get some bad ink
Throw up in the sink, it's not as fun as you think
No not at all
Boys go out and do your thing
I've got lullabies to sing
To these little people
on who happiness I depend
I've got a life I wanna keep
Jesus Christ I need to sleep
More than a night that never ends
With my single friends
My single friends
They come over once a year
They're terrified, they ask me what I'm doing here
Don't know why my children cry
cnd my wife won't say hi, it's cause she hates these guys
My single friends
Now and then we'll catch a game
“How's your wife,” they still call her “what's her name”
When the game's through, I know just what they'll do
What they always do, I'm done with this crew
I found something new
Boys go out and do your thing
I've got lullabies to sing
To these little people
on who happiness I depend
I've got a life I wanna keep
Jesus Christ I need to sleep
More than a night that never ends
With my single friends