Please tell me how does it end
Is it years or away
Or just around the bend
Please tell me how does it end
Is there a way to die
That you would recommend

On a beach in Hawaii
Drinking a Mai Tai
Suffering a massive heart attack
While staring a blue sky
In a home in with male nurse
Who bathes me twice a day
cnd accidentally drowns me
By looking the other way

Please tell me how does it end
Is it years or away
Or just around the bend
Please tell me how does it end
Is there a way to die
That you would recommend

Being stabbed by my wife in the chest with a knife
Getting Knocked in the head by a billboard for Taylor Swift's Red
c bite from a rattlesnake, crushed in an earthquake
Celebrating my 75th birthday
By having an allergic reaction to the cake

It's the question that keeps me awake at night
I saw nine different doctors, they all said I'm too uptight
Nobody can tell me the one thing I wanna know
What's the time and place that I'm gonna go

cny day I could step on a landmine
Or get hit by a stick of dynamite
But If knew when the plane was gonna crash
I could relax and enjoy the flight