Jokes About the Rapture is a song in English
I had a dream that I was driving a limo in a car chase
I don't know why but I've been thinking about World War III and labor pain
Cause the angels of light are a terrible sight, so they have to tell us don't be afraid
You and me laugh about the stock market crash and talk casually about suicide rates
Making jokes about the rapture, what's the worst thing that could happen
Cause you're the type to crack a smile and push a line when I
Feel afraid of something dumb or something worth a cry
So don't you dare be more scared than me this time
I knew a man who swore he'd never felt afraid of anything since therapy
But sometimes I think about him and I wonder if he'd really die for something he believes
But you could also ask the same of me
Cause the angels of light are a terrible sight, so no self-help will help you die in peace
So I walk right past people asking for cash and then pray I'll one day help someone in need
Making jokes about the rapture, what's the worst thing that could happen
Cause you're the type to crack a smile and push a line when I
Feel afraid of something dumb or something worth a cry
So don't you dare be more scared than me this time
Amazing grace, God's deadly face
Felt the fear of His wrath in a frat boy that day
Amazing grace, God's deadly face
Florida billboard said repent of your ways
Is anyone able to stand in the darkness
Is anyone worthy to stomach the sun
What happens when this sure as hell ain't the garden
What happens if heaven's not tame like we thought it was
While we're making jokes about the rapture
Can't imagine the worst things that are happening
Cause we're the type to crack a smile and push a line each time
We're afraid until the moments that we're terrified
But can you bear when you're scared to ask yourself why