It's time for the coronation
Gather up friends and family
This will feel like a vacation
Come please

Alex jr, it's time to see
You are the most important things in the world
To me

I give you the highest honor I can bestow
I present to you
The queens gambit
Take care of it

I challenge you to a game of chess
I play f3
While you choose g4, I choose e5, because I want you to guess
Wait, Qh4 you say

Good game brother, let's get you into bed
'Tis been a long day
Let me read you a bedtime story, which is sad
In my time by Dick Cheney

Five seconds in, your asleep.
What a sight
This book I will keep
Good night