Greetings good sir
Let me take out my AirPods to be a bit more civilized
I am doing this to ensure
That I don't roll my eyes
Greetings oh
So?
Oh, dadgum
So I reckon
I reckon you have one of the most beautiful creations of our modern era
The Alex jr balloon
If you are uninterested, let me show ya
Before you act like a complete buffoon

Alex jr is the center of the world
Right along next to rivers and gene
His eyes are like a diamond pearl
They will make your eyes water when they are seen
Let's analyze the facial structures
Let's take a closer look with this microscope
Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference
But I think it's swell the way is is, don't quote

Orange painters tape on his head
With lush blue lips from top to bottom
Furthermore, he does not appear to have eyelashes
But I think that can be forgiven, as he did not have enough time to be broughten
Anyways
Where am I
I'm not fazed
Alex Jr. will never die

Alex jr is the center of the world
Right along next to rivers and gene
His eyes are like a diamond pearl
They will make your eyes water when they are seen
Let's analyze the facial structures
Let's take a closer look with this microscope
Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference
But I think it's swell the way is is, don't quote

You're not just any type of balloon
Your are the light and dark side of the moon

Yeah

You are special to me
You are special to me
You are special to me
You are special to me

Alex jr is the center of the world
Right along next to rivers and gene
His eyes are like a diamond pearl
They will make your eyes water when they are seen
Let's analyze the facial structures
Let's take a closer look with this microscope
Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference
But I think it's swell the way is is, don't quote
Alex jr is the center of the world
Right along next to rivers and gene
His eyes are like a diamond pearl
They will make your eyes water when they are seen
Let's analyze the facial structures
Let's take a closer look with this microscope
Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference
But I think it's swell the way is is, don't quote
Alex jr is the center of the world
Right along next to rivers and gene
His eyes are like a diamond pearl
They will make your eyes water when they are seen
Let's analyze the facial structures
Let's take a closer look with this microscope
Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference
But I think it's swell the way is is, don't quote