In the aisles of Bid where the broken souls reside
Mark Trout walks alone
His swagger amplified
Expired chips
Leaf blowers
His treasures untold
Saving every penny
A frugal warrior bold
Five cents for broken furniture
He's got the knack
Printers for the cartridges
His secret hack
In the depths of bargain aisles
His empire grows
Mark Trout
The king of thrift
His kingdom only knows
Frugal warrior
Navigating life's cheap abyss
Beneath the surface
He finds treasures amiss
In the chaos of clutter
His wallet sings
Mark Trout
The master
Saving every single thing
Oh
Mark Trout
The penny pincher king
Living life on the cheap
It's his everything
He's got a mind for bargains
No doubt
Mark Trout
Frugal to the core
Without a shout
Frugal warrior
Navigating life's cheap abyss
His wallet sings
Mark Trout
The master
Saving every single thing