It's me, Jerry Greenhouse, sittin' on a green couch
Got a cup of green tea, listenin' to Al Green
This feel like a damn dream or somethin' out the movie
Bitch, I'm old school like I'm rollin' up a doobie
Always have a couple snacks like my name is Scooby
If you want your Jerry beads, girl, show me your boobies
Only if you wanna, it's not me talkin', baby it's the marijuana
I be cheffin' shit up like I work at Benihana's
Niggas tryin' to bite my flow like some damn piranhas
Tryin' to stay afloat while I'm puffin' on this ganja
So much smoke, you'd think I'm doin' donuts in a Honda
But I'm not, though, smokin' on white gummies
Bout to go order some nachos
Don't forget the salsa verde with the avocado
And I keep a bag of herb just like cilantro
Everything green like I'm wearin' night goggles
Eyes look closed, they just low behind these lenses
I can still roll a blunt under a minute
Only smoke premium gas, that's expensive
Everything exquisite, Kush and OJ, very citrus
Always smell like cannabis, should open my own business
I be sellin' trees like every day is Christmas
Sittin' on the couch, gettin' baked like some biscuits
Ayy, I am him, bitch