Before we start, let me give a little heart.
I'll play, a ni-i-i-cer part.
Before we dive, let's talk about the good things in life.
Here we go!

The silky summer breeze, the green-moonlit grass.
(my hair is in my face, the ground is crass)
A firm handshake, a firm... donkey.
(shaking hands makes me feel like a monkey)

The stars in the night sky, how the time keeps passing by.
Glistening tears when you cry, the day war criminals die.

So many beautiful things, like a bird with giant wings.
Stealing your diamond rings (diamonds are forever!)
As they rise, to the skies, they glow among the stars.
Too bad there's all these city lights (and smoggy cars!)

Before we start, let me give a little heart.
I'll play, a ni-i-i-cer part.
Before we dive, let's talk about the good things in life.
Here we go.

I like snow, I like darkness, I like the cold, I like bluntness.
I like the trees, I like the pain, hate the sunshine, love the rain.
Hate the sunshine, love the rain.

(I am allergic to the sun, think I am allergic to fun
Time to get real, tell you how I really feel.)