I ain’t no Jesus, I’ve never saved a soul.
I’ve never walked on water, unless you’re talkin bout ice and snow.
There’s a rumor in the choir, I’m the luckiest guys they know,
But I ain’t no Jesus, I’ve never saved a soul.


I ain’t no Buddha, I struggle with wrong from right.
I ain’t no prince of peace, I’ve hit the floor in a good bar fight.
Ask forgiveness on Sunday, ask for trouble on Friday Night.
I ain’t no Buddha, I struggle with wrong from right.


I can’t walk on water, can’t part the seas,
The only miracle that I’ve seen,
Is you walkin down the isle to me.
And I can’t talk to god, I ain’t divine,
The only miracle that I’ve seen,
Is that I can call you mine.


I ain’t no carpenter, can barely build a shelf
Couldn’t build a religion, can hardly follow myself .
These two hands were meant to hold something else,
I ain’t no carpenter, can barely build a shelf


I can’t walk on water, can’t part the seas,
The only miracle that I’ve seen,
Is you walkin down the isle to me.
And I can’t talk to god, I ain’t divine,
The only miracle that I’ve seen,
Is that I can call you mine.


I ain’t no messiah, never had the words,
How can you talk to the masses, when you can’t even talk to a girl?
A little courage from some holy wine, but then your speech is slurred,
I ain’t no messiah, never had the words.

I can’t walk on water, can’t part the seas,
The only miracle that I’ve seen,
Is you walkin down the isle to me.
And I can’t talk to god, I ain’t divine,
The only miracle that I’ve seen,
Is that I can call you mine.