Mama always told me, remember, sit pretty and only drink when you're alone
Find yourself a man who will hold your hand, become a woman of the home
Men are always talking about their heartaches and their beer
But a lady likes to keep the whiskey on the DL down here
'Cause a self recpecting woman would never drink herself to sleep
At least that's what my mama always told me
One more man tells me act like a lady I swear I'd just go crazy
'Cause I'm here for a good time and a cold beer one of those
Cute fella's taking me out of here and some dancing
Cuz We're all drunk and falling on the floor
And Who'd have thunk
I Won't cross my legs and won't bat my eyes
'Cause mama I'm not real ladylike
We better wear our pretty dresses every morning for Sunday church
If we break a poor boy's heart, they'll have us burned
And no matter what we do, we'll always be talked about
By our friends and their mommas, so let's give them something to spread around
One more man tells me act like a lady, I swear I'd just go crazy
'Cause I'm here for a good time and a cold beer one of those
Cute fella's taking me out of here and some dancing
Cuz We're all drunk and falling on the floor
And Who'd have thunk
I Won't cross my legs and won't bat my eyes
No I'm not really, not real, not real lady like
No I'm not really, not real not real lady like
Won't cross my legs and won't bat my eyes
Not real not real ladylike