I look in the mirror, what do I see?
Ain't no Magna Cum Laude staring back at me
Qualifications leave a lot to be desired
I guess I fall way below the standard required

It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute of our precious time
It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute or two
It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute of our precious time
But you've always got something
A little more precious to do

Am I on a wild goose chase?
Am I in an obstacle race trailing far behind ya
Far behind ya, far behind ya
I ain't got much curb appeal, but you know how I feel
The sky's the limit if you were only in it
If only you were in it

It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute of our precious time
It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute or two
It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute of our precious time
But you've always got something
A little more precious to do

Am I on the firing line?
Am I just a waste of time?
But I'd go anywhere, do anything you want me to
You're such an unbelievable force
I'm on an obstacle course
And the sky's the limit if you were only in it
If only you were in it

It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute of our precious time
It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute or two
It'll only take a minute
Only take a minute of our precious time
But you've always got something
A little more precious to do
Oh, yeah

But you've always got something
A little more precious to do

Forget Alpha or Beta, Mensa beware
If you're looking for genius, there ain't nothin' there

While I look in the mirror, what do I see?
There's a whole other mirror out there
And it's laughing at me