Hello, hello, hello
What's all this?
Looks like we've got
Our knickers in a twist

Fat cat dancing on a hot tin roof
How are they the jamboree?
And everybody crazy, and everybody crazy
And everybody crazy but me
It's like being a movie
That sucks real bad
Can't make head or tail of it
World gone made

Fat cat dancing on a hot tin roof
Clubbing, never laughing
Norm, are we the people
No, I'm not the hooper
Everybody crazy but me
Am I the last man standing?
Seriously
Aristotle, Plato and Socrates
Everybody crazy but me

There must be some way out of here
There must be some way out of here
There must be some way out of here
There must be some way out of here
'Cause everybody crazy
Everybody crazy, everybody crazy, everybody crazy

Leave me alone, leave me alone
Leave me alone, oh, just let me be
Leave me alone, leave me alone, oh
Everybody crazy but me
I said, everybody crazy but me, yeah, yeah, yeah

Is everybody crazy?
Everybody crazy
Everybody crazy
Everybody crazy, yeah
Everybody crazy but me
Everybody crazy but me
Everybody crazy
Everybody crazy, yeah

Is this real?
Or are we still fake?
It's one or the other now
There ain't no give and take

Fat cat dancing on a hot tin roof
On the day that I saw
When cool ain't cool
Cool ain't cool
Cool ain't cool anymore
I'm the last man standing
Far as I can see
Aristotle, Plato and Socrates
Everybody crazy but me

There must be some way out of here
There must be some way out of here
There must be some way out of here
There must be some way out of here
'Cause everybody crazy
Everybody crazy, everybody crazy, everybody

Okay, let it out (everybody's crazy)
Everybody shout (everybody's crazy)
Y'all know what (everybody's crazy)
I'm talking 'bout (everybody's crazy)
And maybe I'm joking (everybody's crazy)
Maybe I'm not (everybody's crazy)
Well, everybody crazy, everybody crazy
Everybody crazy, that's all I've got