I see your perfect body and your face
You think you're the perfect human race
But you are nothing than a fool who is just acting cool
You plastic-surgery-face!

Beautiful is what you wanna be
But that's not what you look like to me
You're pretty on the outside but ugly on the inside
A worse copy of Bruce Lee

(CHORUS)
Sun, Sex and Sea
Beach of fake, the place to be

You muscles, they make you a man
But you can't even count up to ten
On the beach you can show what I already know
I call you anabolic-steroid-man

Parade on the beach in the sun
Show your tits to those who have none
You may think you're hot but I think you're not
Stupid Pamela Anderson

If titty's what people call pretty
Many people must feel shitty
No one is perfect that's the defect
Feel pretty the way you are

The billboards in the streets tell me
The way I have to be
That's not the truth and that's the clue
It's not real you see