I saw a rat on the pavement
And wanted to pick it up
But it was dead when i looked closer
Spilling out it's guts

A bird probably dropped him
And who should I fear for
This rat whose torso is twisted
Or the seagulls family of four

Oh I am not quite sure
I feel bad for them all
Let the rat die to let those baby seagulls be alive

I flattened a rodent
To get here on time
And they put lipstick on a badger
So they knew that your skin would be fine

What a pretty looking badger
Is what the scientists said
Then they'll take that pretty thing out back
And shoot him in the head

Oh I don't know what the badger said
His last words before he was dead
Let me be alive let me beee alive

I can tie my laces so there you go that's one difference
And I would say that we wear clothes but I have seen a pig in slippers
I guess they can't talk but that just because their throat is weird
If I had a weird neck would you put in a field and have me sheared
I am sure you wouldn't because my face looks like yours
But maybe you will if I keep talking you look bored
Look I just think we don't think and if we don't think I think
That we are headed somewhere bad oh we're headed to the brink

And I don't want to be dead
Yes thats what the badger said
Let us stay alive let us stay alive

The fireworks scare the birdies
And make them fly the nest
But it's too dark to see
But they have to escape none the less

With a tree they collide
Turn into a red stain
But It doesn't make us feel too bad
Because the sky is aflame

Let those little birds die
Drop right out the sky
At least I'm alive at least I'm alive