I used to walk beside you every day
And now it feels like twisting up my heart to say your name
What a disgrace what a disgrace
Twice the life was lived with twice the joy
But double the emotion means you're doubly annoyed
And so am I and so am I
But when I bring back memories
Of all that I've lost it seems
That I'm a twat
All this time to sing and yet no words
Are coming out to say how fucking absurd
I feel I feel
Greatly underestimate the length of an hour
45 minutes spent sat down in the shower
My poor water bill
All the water makes me wrinkly
But it takes away the stinky
Feeling of a half of me
That's disappeared down the drain
Now I am alone I have so much time to spare
Not bothering to wash my balls or my hair
What a life what a life
There's plenty of fishes in the sea
But they all seem far to suspicious to me
And I don't wash my pollocks
All the water would make me wrinkly
All the salt and all the fishies
And all of that god damn water
Would drown me one day
How many times will I say
That this had to be fate
How could it have been any other way
Not you, I know
But someone, somewhere, some day