Yes, I got it all
Prestige, class, fortune
Good help is so hard to find
Except my tennis pro
('cause my husband doesn't know)

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them
They're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them
They're trapped with no glass
Hello there

I give too many charities
It's just a tax write off
They breed, just like rats it seems
Why don't they get a job

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them
They're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them
They're trapped with no glass
Hello there

I mean really it's so simple for them
We're the one who's paying the rent
And their food and all the taxes
And my God what more do they want

Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
It makes the world go round

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them
They're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them
They're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them
They're trapped with no glass
Hello there

They're all trapped in the system
Unbeknownst to them
They're trapped with no glass
Hello there

I was bred to be special
And you're not one of us
So don't try to fit in
We'll just laugh you away

I get melancholy sometimes
My shrink says, "I'm repressed"
I'm just like my mother, I guess
Same class, wealth, bland husband