It's grandma's paradise
She got pulled over twice
It's grandma's paradise
100 DUI's
She's got a pair of dice
She's rolling snake eyes twice
She's up like $25
Born in 1935
Her lucky pair of dice
They ain't gonna let her down tonight
Grandma lives the life she wants to
Getting drunk behind the wheel
Gamblin' with her friends on Tuesdays
You know she likes her margaritas chilled
Grandma lives the life she wants to
Getting drunk behind the wheel
Gamblin' with her friends on Tuesdays
She's expecting us to pick up the bill
It's grandma's paradise
She got pulled over thrice
In grandma's paradise